Title: CFPL TV Chronicles: A Slithery Situation

 

CFPL TV Chronicles: A Slithery Situation

Gather 'round, folks, for another tale from the hallowed halls of CFPL TV, where every day brought a new adventure and a hearty dose of laughter. Picture it – the bustling set of "Miss Dorothy's Sunshine School," where I, Frank Proctor, better known as Mr. Hoolihan, found myself in the midst of a most unexpected escapade involving a slippery serpent.

Now, you see, it was just another day on the set, with children giggling and the crew buzzing about their business. When suddenly, in strides a visitor from the zoo at Storybook Gardens, bearing a most unusual gift – a boa constrictor. Well, you can imagine the excitement that rippled through the studio at the sight of such a magnificent creature.

Ever the prankster, our intrepid cameraman, Wes, decides to seize the moment and volunteer for a little bit of fun. With a twinkle in his eye, he bravely offers to drape the boa constrictor around his neck, much to the amusement of the crew.

Off he goes, our fearless Wes, parading through the studio with the snake slithering gracefully around him. But little did he know, his impromptu serpent showcase would soon take a rather unexpected turn.

As Wes makes his way down to the secretarial pool to share his newfound friend with the ladies, he's met not with admiration, but with shrieks of terror and dismay. And wouldn't you know it, in the chaos that ensues, our slippery friend decides to leave his mark – quite literally.

With a sudden burst of panic, the boa constrictor unleashes a torrent of foul-smelling excrement, dousing poor Wes from head to toe in a rather unsavory white liquid. Snake poop is horrid! A white liquid that smells to high heaven. Oh, the horror!

Amidst the chaos and commotion, Wes beats a hasty retreat, leaving behind a trail of laughter and disbelief in his wake. And as he scurries off home to wash away the remnants of his unexpected encounter, we're left with a story that's sure to become the stuff of legend here at CFPL TV.

So here's to Wes, the brave soul who faced the slithery surprise with courage and good humor, and to the countless adventures that await us in the ever-entertaining world of live television. Until next time, folks, keep your eyes peeled and your spirits high – you never know what surprises await around the corner.

Prompt to ChatGPT:
Here's a note from Frank Proctor:

"March 13, 2024.

Hi Tim,

While Mr Hoolihan had many pets visit the set of Miss Dorothy”s Sunshine School, almost without fail the visiting animal would wind up piddling on my lap. The crew loved watching my discomfort. But the best animal story centres around one of the cameraman who I think was Wes. He was in a playful mood and when the Guy from the Zoo brought in a Boa constrictor, Wes bravely put it around his neck. He was warned not to frighten the snake but in spite of the warning took the snake down to the secretarial pool the show the ladies. The ladies we NOT impressed. Nor was the snake by the screams which caused him to defecate all over Wes. Snake s**t is horrid! A white liquid that smells to high heaven. Wes had to leave work and go home to shower and change his clothes."

NOTE: Wes worked on crew at CFPL TV and was the son of Robbie. mentioned in the previous chronicles. Can you do this chronicle in the style of Frank Proctor, host of 'Theatre of the Mind' on Zoomer Radio?

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