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Title: "CFPL TV Chronicles: The Underage Winner and the Press Club Extravaganza"
Embark with me, dear readers, on a journey back to the early days of my tenure at CFPL TV, where luck, laughter, and a touch of unexpected hilarity awaited. This is the tale of the 50-cent football pool, a jackpot, and an underage winner's memorable escapade at the renowned London City Press Club.
It was a regular day in the bustling world of London Free Press Printing Ltd., and the allure of the 50-cent football pool lingered in the air. The jackpot, a staggering $100, stood like a monolith against my modest $85 weekly paycheck. The prize was open to all employees, weaving a thread of anticipation through the TV station, AM and FM radio stations, and the newspaper.
I contemplated the prize. |
Miraculously, fate smiled upon me, and I clinched the coveted jackpot ticket after only a few months on the job. Ecstatic at my stroke of luck, I learned that claiming the winnings meant a pilgrimage to the London City Press Club, nestled across from the newspaper building on York Street.
Eager to revel in my newfound fortune, I stepped into the Press Club and sought out Fred Mueller, the bar steward. "Congratulations! It's customary for the winner to buy a round," Fred declared, unveiling an unexpected twist to my victory. Inwardly, I mused, "If only I had known, I might have chosen a less bustling time!"
I won a hundred and spent it all on my first visit. |
The club buzzed with activity, featuring familiar faces like Dell Bell, the diligent reporter; Merle Tingley, the witty cartoonist; Hugh Bremner, the seasoned newsman; Dean Chevalier, the charismatic on-air announcer; The Spoiler, the audioman from CFPL TV; Bill Maguire, the ever-curious reporter, and a host of others.
As the round unfolded, $50 of my newfound fortune vanished, leaving me with a mere $50. However, Fred had another proposition – membership to the club for $35. Overwhelmed by the allure of exclusive access, I willingly parted with a chunk of my winnings, leaving a meager $15 in my pocket.
Undeterred by the dwindling dollars, the club experience was worth every penny. But here's the kicker – my newfound membership granted me access to any Press Club in North America, without the pesky need for identification. Imagine, an underage adventurer traversing Press Clubs with a ticket to merriment and no questions asked.
In the end, my jackpot dwindled to a fraction of its initial glory, but the memories forged in the London City Press Club became priceless. The Press Club escapade became a legendary chapter in the CFPL TV Chronicles, where laughter, camaraderie, and the unexpected unfolded with every turn of the jackpot wheel.
Join me in the next installment, dear readers, as we unravel more tales from the golden days of CFPL TV, where every victory, no matter how modest, sparkled with the brilliance of shared joy and a touch of youthful exuberance.
I'll try to post a new story every Tuesday morning.